00 / professional tools
Services
The professional side of the lab — The Listing Agent Finder and Real Estate Scam News, built to make real estate less confusing and less dangerous. More services are on the workbench.
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A weird little workshop for apps, music, books, and videos. Built by one slightly nerdy duck with too many side quests.

★ now live ★
The neon taco-flinging arcade game is fully live and working. Grab a taco, aim with conviction, and play now at yeetngreet.com.
// services
00 / professional tools
The professional side of the lab — The Listing Agent Finder and Real Estate Scam News, built to make real estate less confusing and less dangerous. More services are on the workbench.
// the_stack
01 / web + mobile
Real estate tools, side-project SaaS, and whatever else escapes the lab. Includes The Listing Agent Finder.
02 / sound
Original tracks, weird experiments, and full albums distributed via CD Baby and friends.
03 / words
Self-published reads on Amazon KDP. Affiliate links keep the duck fed.
04 / motion
YouTube scam rants, band clips, and TikTok chaos. Like this site, but with a play button.
// journal
Long-form writing about building apps, making music, self-publishing books, and shipping weird side projects as a one-person studio.
→ read_journal()update · 6 min read
A studio update: golf is medically cleared as of this week, Mrs. Duck remains unconvinced, the fifteen-pound lifting limit did measurable damage to the taco supply chain, Yeet 'N' Greet is officially live, and Under The Influence has another gig.
update · 6 min read
A studio update: the surgery went fine, golf is medically banned for a few weeks, band practice is on pause, and the downtime got spent shipping a vacant land deed-fraud auditor and a beta game with its own video.
update · 6 min read
A studio update: golf scores with the consistency of a coin flip, Under The Influence on Saturday, a "minor procedure" on Tuesday, and a household held together by a dog, a kid named Sparky, and a visiting princess.